My last blog entry needless to say was some funny shit. Time to get serious now. Why? Because I’m dangerously ,which is synonymous with the word treacherous which I learned in fourth grade, in love with a FUCKIN AMAAAAZIN man. Like dad I always have to go for the joke(which Momz hates) before I delve into the depths of my soul & dig deep like Leona did for Bleeding Love! She really went there for that performance. I felt happy for her cuz people REALLY LOVED THAT SONG. Unfortunately, Echo her second effort didn’t do well at all. I guess when making Echo she didn’t give A FUCK. And much like those lyrics I don’t give a fuck what they say cuz I’m in love with my man. His name is Gregg but I won’t reveal his last name and that’s for a reason. Partly because I want to punish him because ya know what didn’t you try and convince me your name was Brett the first muthafuckin night! I know you were messin with me but I have to get you back so no last name, baby.
We met over a year ago in the home of my master! Planet Fitness! I walked in one day and thought to myself, “Oooh there’s a cute new gay employee!” I said hello we exchanged pleasantries and he asked for my number then said just kidding. Kidding? I thought to myself “You know you want it” but I let it slide and started to begin my workout when my best friend J who I call Song said go downstairs and talk to him! He’s cute and asked for your number! I immediately walked back to the front where he was and inquired about personal training in the hopes that he’d my trainer in the gym and in bed. He took my number & informed me that there were only group classes. I’m not really a social creature so my interest was not piqued. Plus many of the classes were early in the morning and as a nocturnal creature me no likey. What did LOVE was the man I met that day.
Gregg is gorgeous although I could see why he later revealed he had and still suffers a bit from low self esteem because he’s not Cameron Neckers, my fellow Ford Model, good friend, and fuck buddy. Gregg is more gorgeous in the way Adele is meaning old looking but gorgeous simultaneously and not only more attractive than Cam he’s the most beautiful man on earth. Fast forward a few weeks. I invited him to my house. We ordered food, watched Gravity, ate candy which I subsequently learned sugar turns him on so there will be a stash of candy in my drawer of my things at his place(Shout out to Taylor Swift. Got a real Love Story here, gay boys, girls, and drag queens at Lucky Changs!)
He ended up staying the night. We woke up, had cold pasta for breakfast(weird, I know, right? No, especially when eaten out of the ass. You know I can’t resist a joke but we have yet to try that but I love the idea so baby it’s on very soon!) We used our favorite scrub Simple Sugars when we washed our faces in the morning and headed out to spend the day together. We went to two gorgeous parks near my place that are beautiful and picturesque and perfect for talking, bonding, and not to mention FUCKING! I kid I kid. We have yet to fuck outside yet which I’m interested in and read about in my book Biker Boy Stories. But I digress! In fact we’ve intentionally pledged not to fuck until we feel it’s the right time. Take that stereotypical gays. It’s gotta hurt being a WHORE. But unlike those two fags who were on Survivor recently who are waiting for marriage to have sex(admirable but aint happenin in this relationship, with any of my friends, or anyone I’ve ever known.( saw a couple episodes but aint nobody got time for that or TV butt glad Nat won. She’s a badass bitch just like I like em. Just ask Corinne Kaplan, New York Tiffany Pollard or Irina Shabeyeva! Cochran’s an invalid, Pumkin, Hoopz, Jeff White, and Pat Wallace they’re all SLUTS trying to sleep with my man, Carol Hannah is so mediocre and I just feel like if you’re going to be mediocre at least have a great personality! There’s a reason for everything and everyone you meet in life.
There’s a reason I mentioned those quotes because at this point in our relationship he’s gotten waaaaay too attached. We spent over a week on vacay together and then when we had to part and go back to work and he told me he couldn’t stop thinking about me and cried and said he can’t live without me. Ladies and Gays, let me just talk to you for a second. If you’re dating a guy or seeing a guy and just out of the blue he says I can’t live without you? He’s pussy( for all the str8s who turn for gays only) and Lesbos, erotic massaging, HOT ASS, and COCK addicted!!! Mine is anyway. In previous relationships cuming on too strong turned me off butt this time I’m positively blithe about it. How do I feel? I am so on the verge of ending it, girl! Ok Ok I’m in love too! I am crazy abo my hard working maaaan, Gregg the GORG. He’s brilliant. Boston College Grad like my fellow Elite Gay Andy Cohen. He ain’t no Princeton grad though, like my best friend Jason who’s been mentioned previously in my blogs and who you’ll be hearing more about in the future, though cuz if he was man I might have fucked him already. Butt I couldn’t care less about what college you attended, baby, because I know your IQ and intelligence isn’t measured by the school you go to. I attended Bergen Community College for a few years back in the day. I received almost enough credits for my Associate’s Degree. Just gotta go back take two more Sociology courses which are my favorite(fascinating stuff) to complete my Sociology requirement. Plus one or two more courses than I can transfer to wait for it wait for it! Could it be NYU? Nope! William Paterson University? Are you serious? Absolutely not it’s far too close my house and far too dangerous only the dumbest people and lions go there! Speaking of Lions going to Willy P can’t wait to Roar on stage there! Get ready for the KING LION/MONSTER/SWIFT BOAT VETERAN! Could it be Montclair State University? Absolutely not. Try Princeton all my gays, lesbos, and drag queens! I’ve worked really hard for the past few years on my education. Education is so important. We shouldn’t take for granted our brilliance, family, or even ability to read at all.
There are people who can’t read a book but they have feelings. So if you come across someone less fortunate know God’s intention is for you to be reminded about how fortunate you are and to make that person’s day by showing real kindness. Don’t give them BS kindess. Open up your heart and just let it begin(Shout out to Katy my love, I don’t think John is right for you!) He’s perfect for Kathryn Hudson. Which is the real name of one the biggest pop stars in the world who has a veneer of perfection like Underwood but is a real person with real problems. I have a couple points I promise! Isn’t it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours at risk of deactivating the chemicals in it. You however did cry when I left you baby and after I shot your father, isn’t that right?
After you realized you can’t live without the most gorgeous, brilliant, and gifted MAN of all time you came to the conclusion which the last step of the scientific method! Learned in 5th grade just like Beyoncé but her eduction ceased there, right Wendy? Wendy I think there at least one time where your drug dealer LOVED YOUR SEXY IMAGE! I digress a great deal. Sigh. Where was I? Oh yes, Katy is a real person! Don’t be fooled by or take celebrity seriously. The bitch almost killed herself much like G did when I left him. That’s what Roar was all about! Poker Face however is about why when I’m with my other half am I fantasizing about my best friend Jason’s BIG ASS and my other best friend Brad’s HUGE COCK. If you haven’t seen them, they’re gorgeous but nowhere near as gorgeous as Ford’s top male supermodel of the world which I am.
If you’ve been paying attention you know. Butt back to Jason’s HOT BIG ASS and Brad’s HOT BIG, THICK, AND LONG COCK WHICH IS THE PERFECT COMBO! UNLIKE JAY Z WHO IS BIG BUT NOT LONG ENOUGH AND NAS WHO IS LONG BUT NOT THICK OR BIG ENOUGH BRAD’S AND GREGG’S COCKS ARE PERFECTION! I wanted to make sure before I brought this up to you my readers, G and I didn’t reserve seats at 3 Chicas. My jokes are the BEST aren’t they? Butt I brought it up to show sex is important it deepens a connection but there are way more important things in life. Getting to know my man has been the joy of my 27 years. And there’s been no sex. See? Sex is important but connections, experience which should be shared(shout out to Pat my best friend who changed my life with his work!) No, seriously one time after a lot of tough push ups he said in his sexiest, kindest, and hottest voice “Hey, that was tough!” and we fist bumped! The importance of that is he showed kindness, realness, and was proud of me for finishing something tough. Another life lesson here is nothing can stop you. Things might seem like a big deal or hard at the time but God will make it better. I know God has big plans for the only world in the universe with human life on it and has big plans for the only human race. God loves each and every one of us and wants us at our own version of our farm.
I say farm because it’s my dream to live on a BIG farm with horses, a lot of dogs, a lot of acres of land to ride my horses and my man outside, My Man Gregg H.(Getting closer!), and last butt most importantly our at least six children. That’s my idea of heaven on earth. I love animals, nature, men, and always wanted to be a dad. Having all those things is my dream and I’m working toward getting to the farm. As soon as I get there you will be the first to know in the form of a blog. I will always blog about my life because it’s the equivalent of a journal that I used to keep when I was very young and when I got older. Lost them both! Just like Kristen did to Rachel on BB12! WHY DON’T YOU TRY AND FIND ANOTHER BLOG THAT’S FUNNIER, DEEPER, AND BETTER THAN THIS AND FLOAT ON OFF CUZ YOU’RE IN TREACHEROUS WATERS READERS!
Had be rough and aggressive with you. A lot of gays and all people love that. Another thing I have to do is wrap/rap it up. Wrap it up as in less than 40% of the time wear a condom when it’s time for my man and I to have sex which I’ll blog about and I know hard to believe butt that blog will top this one. Rap cuz I’m also a rapper wanna see THIS ONE IS FOR THE GINGERS IN THE GRANDPA HAT AND SWEATER ENTREPRENEURS IN THE MOGUL HE COULD BALL WITH THE CREW HE COULD SOLO AND I KNOW HE JERKS WHEN I GOT THE BLACK FITTED CAP ON HE AINT EVEN GOTTA TRY TO PUT THE MACK ON YA KNOW I REALLY GOT A THING FOR WHITE AND GINGER GUYS I CAN TELL YOU’RE IN TOUCH WITH FAT FEM SIDE UHHH ROSS MATHEWS YES I DID YES I DID SOMEBODY PLEASE THEM WHO THE FUCK I IS I AM JOSH LUKE ROMEINE SPADARO I MACK THEM DUDES UP! One more message before I say see ya later my TRUE LOVES! DREAMS ARE HOPELESS ASPIRATIONS IN HOPES OF CUMIN TRUE AND I’M TELLIN YOU TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF THE REST IS UP TO GOD, ME, AND YOU! I love you all whether you are a regular reader(Shout out to my best friends Katy and Miz Jones) both badass bitchez who read regularly and have from the start. They loved me and my blog from the start not because I’m a Top Ford Model butt because I’M SMAAAAAAAAAART! But whether you’ve read from the beginning like them or are reading for the first time I love you so mucho for taking the time to read one or more of my blogs which I consider journal entries. Our lives are important and should be documented and that’s one of the many reasons I blog. Unlike my girl Tasia my life was ALWAYS important to moi! Stupid girl! No she’s gorg, SMAAART, and one of the greatest voices of all time. I however am THE BEST OF ALL TIME AT EVERYTING I DO? Doubt it or don’t believe me? FOOLS! Your fate along with the rest of the world is for this force of nature called moi and JOSHUA LUKE ROMEINE HERREN, YES THAT’S RIGHT(on ok terms now but not friends by any means so I don’t really care.) SPADARO! I LOVE ALL MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS NOT JUST IN CHRIST BUT IN LIFE. TREAT EVERYONE YOU MEET LIKE A LONG LOST SISTER AND BROTHER. AS THAT COLD CALCULATING BITCH ANNE HATHAWAY WHO REALLY IS THE WARMEST, LOVING, KINDEST HUMAN BEING SAID WHEN YOU LOVE PEOPLE THAT WAY IT’S AMAZING HOW BEUTIFUL EVERY DAY CAN BE! ❤
P.S. The reason for the pics are my Greggie Poo looks like that butt better! He’s that sort shade of white, ginger, and a fellow gorgeous Ford Model! Wendy’s is our favorite fast food PLACE (quick story I got him a Wendy’s gift card to use in addition to my game to get a date. I said what’s your favorite fast food place and this retard said it’s not a place it’s a restaurant! I’m engaged to a dumbass, retard, and ugly CUNT who don’t(Shout to my boy Judd) know the difference ok he knew but couldn’t resist me or my game! AND THE VETO WAS USED! GREGG NAME ONE GUY WHO’S NOT CUMIN AFTER MOI? Hunter pic is there cuz he’s a boy with dirty hair who rides a motor bike and because like his classic song WANTED, Gregg and I make each other feel more than wanted we make each other feel important, needed, LOVED, AND COMPLETE CUZ HE’S MY OTHER HALF! HOPE YOU FOUND YOURS CUZ I’VE GOT MY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! OH OH OH(LOWEST NOTE ONLY I CAN HIT)
LOVE YOUR MAN,
J TO THE O-S-H
YOU BETTER WERK, BITCH!
XOXO JOSHY BOY, J MAN, SUPERGAY, AND BEST OF ALL TIME WHO LOVES AND WILL ALWAYS NEED BELMONT GRILL BUFFALO CHICKEN WRAPS & ICE CREAM BAKERY VANILLA ICE CREAM WITH STRAWBERRY RED TOPPING AND STRAWBERRIES AND WHIPPED CREAM!(J and B still looking forward to the chocolate covered strawberries!)